Real Longhorn Fans, Part Deux

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

7 Responses to Real Longhorn Fans, Part Deux

  1. I’m not sure I would brag about having Matthew McConaughey and Richard Nixon among your fans. On the other hand, I don’t think Razorback fans have anything to brag about right now.

  2. Greg Forster says:

    You can brag that Matthew McConaughey isn’t one of your fans.

  3. Longhorn fans are happy to embrace Matthew McConaughey- a man so dedicated to his craft that he has made the ultimate sacrifice to method acting, as most of his roles involve playing a stoner.

    In 1999, Texas upset a high ranked Nebraska squad. MM was arrested late the next morning for disturbing the peace. They found MM in his house with his stereo blaring at 11, nude, playing a set of bongos.

    Next week, Orange and White shirts began to appear with the phrase “BONGO NAKED” on them.

  4. Greg Forster says:

    “Longhorn fans are happy to embrace Matthew McConaughey.”

    Tells you what you need to know, doesn’t it?

  5. MM is a modern day Dean Martin- a master in the art of living. Kinda sorta, anyway.

    Willie Nelson has been the undisputed king of central Texas for decades. Winking at certain foibles has long been a part of the Austin culture, even for those of us who do not personally partake of them.

  6. Greg Forster says:

    How unscrupulous of you, trying to tie McConaughey to Dean Martin, since you know I consider Dean Martin to be our first line of defense in the war on terror. 🙂

    But it won’t work. Nobody’s ever going to say “those bastards can have my Matthew McConaughey DVDs when they pry them out of my cold, dead hands!”

  7. matthewladner says:

    A couple of MM’s quotes from Dazed and Confused however have gone down into the Jeff Spicoli/Cheech and Chong Stoner Movie Hall of Fame.

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