New Year’s Resolutions

December 16, 2009

(Guest post by Jonathan Butcher)

As I look forward to the New Year, a year in which I will celebrate my 18th birthday for the 14th time, I resolve once again to pursue a long-held dream: to play quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.  I know, I know, 18 is a young age to expect to play QB for such a competitive program, but their starter from this season is leaving for the NFL—so they have an opening.  Plus, they just hired a new coach who ran a successful program at the University of Cincinnati (Brian Kelly), so things are looking up.

Irish wins are little scarcer than in the late ‘80’s, when they regularly competed for the top ranking in the AP poll…actually, they’re a lot scarcer.  ND hasn’t competed for a national championship since the early ‘90’s, when Clinton was president and the public hadn’t been introduced to Monica Lewinsky and an “iPod” was a plot element rumored for Alien 3.  With expectations set so high, it has been a painful new millennium of average Irish teams, for the most part.

ESPN.com’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback gave me something to be proud of as an Irish fan yesterday, though, confirming a suspicion I’ve held as a badge of honor taken out and polished every fall for the past several years to console myself after Michigan and USC thrash the Irish once again: ND requires their players to be students, as well as athletes.  Most major programs do not, contends TMQ’s Gregg Easterbrook.

Maybe the sports artificial universe won’t face the uncomfortable reality that the NCAA system uses football and men’s basketball players to generate revenue and great games — then tosses way too many of these players aside uneducated. It’s a lot more fun to talk about winning and losing than to talk about education.

He goes on:

In the past two decades, there’s been a race to the bottom, in which many football-factory schools have lowered academic standards for football and men’s basketball, dropping any pretense of education in pursuit of wins.

Today, between 70% and 80% of the players on major college football teams—programs that regularly compete for the national championship like Oklahoma, Miami, and Ohio State—will never play a down in the NFL.  In fact, 90 percent of the players in all of Division I college football will not play in the NFL.  Easterbrook writes, “Take into account that some of the NFL rookies are Division II, Division III or NAIA players, and it’s closer to 95 percent… If they don’t study and don’t go to class, they walk away from college football practically empty-handed.”

This is a shame not only because the college athletes are being used by adults they have trusted with their future, but also because there is evidence that schools can have high recruiting and educational standards.  TMQ notes that many schools with strong academic reputations such as Georgia Tech, the University of California, the US Naval Academy and Northwestern are headed to bowl games this year.  TMQ also points to a study forthcoming in the Review of Economics and Statistics linking high academic and athletic achievement among females.

Unfortunately, between reading the TMQ article yesterday and sitting down to write today, the punch line to my post has mysteriously vanished.  After praising ND for holding out against the trend among major programs to lower academic standards for their football team, Easterbrook wrote, “Rumor has it Brian Kelly’s deal to replace [former ND coach Charlie] Weis includes Notre Dame’s agreeing to lower its academic standards for top football recruits. If so, this is a sad, sad day for Notre Dame, and for college football.”  Interestingly, this line was gone from the article when I read it this morning (though a quick search finds the sentence, verbatim, in at least one person’s Twitter feed).  Now, my illusion of a perfect college football institution can remain intact, thanks to ND athletic director Jack Swarbrick, who appears to have replaced Tiger Woods as sovereign supreme over the sports media.

Pipe dreams and conspiracy theories aside, the NCAA and participating athletic programs should be forced to answer for what is happening at, say, Florida State, where “a suspiciously high percentage of football players have been classified as learning disabled, which creates exemptions from already lax academic requirements.”  Maybe committing itself to a remedy can be the NCAA’s New Year’s resolution, but with the amount of money generated in college sports, it’s more likely that I’ll be wearing a gold helmet next September.  Go Irish!


No Instant Replay

October 26, 2009

It’s a bad call.  No doubt about it.   Of course, I mean introducing instant replay into baseball as well as the call in the Angels-Yankees game. 

Yes, the ump should have called both Yankee players out rather than just one because neither had a foot on the bag when tagged.  But to introduce instant replay to fix this or other errors in baseball officiating would make things worse than the problem it is meant to correct.

Officials are human and will make mistakes.  In the absence of corruption or bias (and there is no reason to assume that the men in blue are generally corrupt or biased), errors will be distributed randomly.  In the long run, they should even themselves out and no team should have a particular advantage.

It’s true that a particular call made at a particular moment will seem to alter the outcome of a game, series, or championship.  But the truth is that every call in every game has some minute effect on the outcome of that game and potentially a series or championship.  If any call went a different way, players and coaches could make different decisions about pitches to throw, ways to swing, players to substitute, etc…  Life is a string of choices; changing any one — no matter how small — might change all subsequent ones — including big ones.  In general, the best we can hope for is that errors in officiating are rare and unbiased.

Introducing instant replay might correct some errors, but it certainly wouldn’t be practical to try to use it to review all potential errors in officiating.  And since any call — even the one not at what seems like the pivotal moment — can alter the outcome of the game, the outcome can still be altered by errors unless all calls are reviewed.  And even if they are reviewed, there can be errors in the review.  In short, there is no way to remove errors from officiating.

Even if we tried to reduce error by reviewing certain calls, we couldn’t always know which calls really would influence the outcome of the game.  What’s more, instant replay reviews significantly slow down a sporting event and interfere with the play and enjoyment of that sport. 

People need some perspective.  It’s a game.  It’s meant as entertainment.  We should no sooner have instant replay reviews of baseball calls than judges’ votes in So You Think You Can Dance.  Let’s just assume that officials are acting in good faith and errors are a matter of chance, just as chance can influence whether the ball hits a seam and bounces in a strange direction.

But I suspect that discomfort with chance in life is part of the demand for instant replay.  To many people randomness feels like injustice — especially when that randomness goes against their interests.  There are no accidents in this view of the world, someone is responsible for everything that happens, and all wrongs must be righted.  An unwillingness to accept the reality of chance can lead to a headlong pursuit of justice that causes much more injustice.


Somewhat Disappointed Aggie Fan

January 27, 2009

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)


Only Bubba Hog Can Save Us

January 24, 2009

With another SEC home game loss the Arkansas Razorback basketball season is going down hill fast.  I fear that the only thing that can save us is the return of Bubba Hog, who has been absent this season.  Here you can see what the team has been missing:


BCS declares OU National Champions

January 9, 2009

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Why not? The last time a team beat OU by ten points on a neutral field, they edged that team out for a spot in the Big 12 title game and the national championship game.

Luckily for OU they lost exactly by ten points again on a neutral field. I fully expect the BCS, it its’ collective stupor, to award OU the national championship.


College Football 2008: Wrapup and Predictions

January 6, 2009

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

So attended my very first bowl game last night. I’d have to say that I got my money’s worth, and then some. In a hard-fought, tight game, Texas scored a dramatic late touchdown to put away Ohio-State 24-21.

Games like the one last night are great if your team wins, heart-breaking if they lose. I felt bad for Buckeye Fan last night, but then again, better them than me! I’m still trying to recover from the trauma of Lubbock, after all.

Now, looking forward, I will predict that Florida will beat Oklahoma decisively to win the national championship. Looking at the bowl results from this year makes it apparent that there wasn’t a whole lot of defense being played in the Big 12 South this year, in large part because Big 12 officials refuse to call holding.

Notice for instance that when the refs called holding four times on Texas Tech in the Cotton Bowl, Ole Miss tore into their offense like a Rottweiler with a tasty rag-doll. Michael Oher, of the amazing Blind Side book by Michael Lewis, has now taken his final college snap for the Ole Miss Rebels. Some mock drafts have him going in the early first round, which will provide a storybook ending to what has already been an incredible ride.

This season certainly seems to make the case for a college football playoff. Just imagine if USC and Texas were scheduled to meet after dispatching Penn State and Ohio State. LET’S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLE!!!!

Utah’s upset of Alabama would be even more exciting by pitting them against a Virginia Tech this week- the Cinderella season continues!

Obama is right- 8 teams, play them off. Florida, Oklahoma, Southern Cal, Utah and Texas all have arguments for a number one ranking. There’s only one proper way to settle this: on the field.

For Thursday, I’ll predict Florida 38, OU 21. Mind you, what I want is OU 3, Florida 2, but that doesn’t seem likely. Leave your prediction in the comments, and the closest guess will be the reigning JPGB football pronostication king.


Arkansas Beats Oklahoma

December 31, 2008

Arkansas basketball was expected to finish last in the SEC this year.  But they are off to a 10-1 start and beat #4 ranked Oklahoma last night.  Keep an eye on Arkansas point guard Courtney Fortson.  Woo pig sooiiee!


In Defense of the BCS

December 1, 2008

Barack Obama has his finger on the pulse of American public opinion.  So when the president-elect came out in support of an 8 team college football playoff to replace the current BCS-selected match-up of the top two teams, he was endorsing a view held by 97.4% of all football fans.  This stat comes from the same source that found that 73.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I, however, am among the 2.6% that prefers the current BCS method.  Why? — because an 8 team playoff solves virtually none of the supposed injustices of a BCS-selected championship game and because playoffs create significant, new problems.

The main injustice that a playoff is supposed to prevent is the exclusion of worthy teams from competing in the post-season for the national championship.  The current system uses a formula combining coach and journalist rankings of teams with computer models of team performance given the difficulty of their schedules to identify the top two teams in the country.  Those two teams then play for the national championship. 

“But what about the third ranked team?” opponents of this system ask.  Shouldn’t they have a chance to compete for the championship also?  This concern for injustice is compounded by disputes over whether the top two teams identified by the BCS really are the two best teams.  People become particularly passionate about this if their team is the one ranked 3rd (or even 4th, 5th, etc…).  And the fact that computer models have a hand in selecting the top two teams only fuels the technophobe football fan rage.  The intensity of opposition to BCS ratings is almost always inversely related to a person’s ability to do algebra (or even compute simple sums).

Moving to an 8 team playoff doesn’t really solve this perceived injustice.  Instead of arguing over whether the 3rd ranked team was unjustly excluded from competing in the post-season for the national championship, we’ll just argue about whether the 9th ranked team was unjustly excluded.  You have to draw the line somewhere.

In addition, there has to be some method for selecting the 8 teams.  If you don’t like relying on computer models and polls, try to describe a system that would more accurately identify the best teams.  Some have suggested providing guaranteed spots to the winners of 6 of the most competitive conferences with two additional teams selected at-large.  But it’s not hard to imagine the injustices that would flow from such a system.  Who gets to pick the 6 conferences?  Why shouldn’t the 7th conference have a guaranteed spot?  What if there are two top-notch teams in a conference?  How will we select the two at-large teams?  The bar arguments will never end no matter how we select teams.

The virtue of the BCS method of ranking is that it combines multiple reasonable methods into a single rating.  It incorporates the subjective judgment of experts as well as the dispassionate computer assessment of team schedules.  Sure, the BCS, like any rating system, will be imperfect.  But its methodology is reasonable and the rules are clearly stated in advance.

The only question remaining is why only have 2 teams in the post-season instead of 4 or 8 (or 16 for that matter).  I’ve already argued that drawing the line anywhere is somewhat arbitrary and would produce disputes and claims of injustice.  But others might respond that it is better to have more teams included in the post-season than fewer. 

The problem with expanding the post-season to include more teams in the national championship race is that it would require more games to be played.  You cannot add games to college football without a price.  Other than among advocates of the ginormous financial bailout, everyone understands that there is no such thing as a free lunch.  Extra college games come at a cost.

If we simply add two more games to the post-season to have an 8 team playoff, we are requiring players to have longer seasons with greater opportunities for injuries.  Remember that college football players are uncompensated young students (and free tuition hardly qualifies as fair compensation given how much revenue they generate).  If we make them play longer seasons, they run a significantly higher risk of suffering debilitating injuries that could ruin any hopes for a professional football career and/or turn them into life-long cripples.  Barack Obama and 97.4% of all football fans may not care about exploiting unpaid college kids for our entertainment, but I think there have to be limits.

I suppose we could instead shorten the regular season by two games to avoid making players extend their season.  But if we do that we will reduce the information from the regular season for determining who deserves to be in the playoffs.  We’ll also deprive the vast majority of college football programs and their fans of two games and the revenue those games produce.  Again, there is no free lunch.

People wonder why college football is the only major sport without a playoff.  But college football is different from other sports.  Football is so brutal that it can only be played once a week and even then the probability of serious injury increases dramatically with each additional game.  We can expect the pros to play longer and run those risks because, well, their pros.  They are paid (although not nearly enough — but that is a story for another day), while college athletes are virtually unpaid (and that is an injustice that should also be corrected — but that is also a story for another day).  I’d rather have a bunch of bar arguments over whether the 3rd ranked team was unjustly excluded from the championship game than significantly increase the exploitation of college football players.


Two Days Later…Pain Still Raw

November 3, 2008

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

The Houston Chronicle called it “one for the ages” and it is hard to disagree. The Texas Tech vs. Texas game was an instant classic- plenty of drama and late game heroics.

I’ve discovered that I like classic games better when my team wins. C’est la vie.

Tech deserves a ton of credit. Their coaches out-coached ours, and their players were lights out. Texas starts three defensive ends on the d-line (all the better to sprint through big spreads on the offensive line and crush the qb) so Tech ditched their line splits and (shocker) ran the football down our throat and controlled the clock. Golf clap for strategery!

It would be nice if the multi-million dollar Texas coaching staff would

A. Teach proper kickoff coverage technique.

B. Not call a slow developing run play from the end zone.

C. Milk as much time off the clock as possible on what is certain to be your last offensive drive.

D. Have your offensive linemen hold when the refs absolutely refuse to enforce the penalty.

E. All of the Above

If you answered “E” give yourself a gold star- not that I’m bitter or anything.

Despite all of that, Texas took the lead with 1:26 to go in the game, and came within a dropped interception and single tackle on the games final second of somehow prevailing. Congrats Raider fans- see you in Austin next year.


Texas Ranked #1 in Both Polls

October 12, 2008

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Next up....raining frogs.

Next up....raining frogs.

Lots of tough games coming up…I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.