The Austin Odd Couple and the Birth of a Music Scene

June 27, 2011

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Interesting article from the Austin American Statesman’s Michael Corcoran on the seemingly odd friendship between University of Texas football legend Darrell Royal and the rambling Willie Nelson, and how it helped to create the Austin music scene.


The Physics of “My Little Pony”

May 27, 2011

Lithgow Performs Gingrich Press Release

May 20, 2011

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

W*O*W


THESE Are the Lightsabers You’re Looking For

May 11, 2011

(Guest post by Greg Forster)

Jay, I’ll see you and raise.


Cute Animals

May 10, 2011

I’m feeling like we’ve been in a lot of conflicts on the blog recently.  It’s time to cleanse the palate with some cute animal photos.  But given us it has to be cute animals…  fighting…  with lightsabers.

Ahhh.  That’s better.


Spinning Spring Spheres

April 21, 2011

According to one report, a public school in Seattle decided to re-name Easter Eggs as “Spring Spheres” as part of a 3rd grade politically correct, religion free Easter celebration.  The story has spread like wildfire across the internet with observers unsure what to condemn more — the removal of religion from an Easter celebration, the fact that Easter was being celebrated in any way in a public school, the obsession with political correctness, the fact that an egg is not a sphere, etc…

Even National Public Radio jumped into the mock-fest in Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me’s Lightning Fill in the Blank:

SAGAL: To avoid offending anyone, third graders at an elementary school in Seattle will only be allowed to have plastic Easter Eggs if they blank.

(Soundbite of gong)

Ms. O’CONNOR: If they bring in a note from their parents.

SAGAL: No, if they call them spring spheres.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Ms. O’CONNOR: Oh, that’s so irritating because they’re not spheres.

SAGAL: They’re not. They’re spring ovoids, but that’s not illative. Calling Easter Eggs, Easter Eggs could upset people who don’t celebrate Easter, not to mention all the poor chickens, who have to watch their young mercilessly stuffed with chocolate. So instead we get Spring Spheres. Spring Sphreres come in Solstice Baskets.

(Soundbite of laughter)

SAGAL: They’re delivered by the generous Candy Rabbit, a good friend to other inoffensive childhood heroes like Winter Fat Guy.

(Soundbite of laughter)

SAGAL: And the Tooth Confirmed Bachelor.

(Soundbite of laughter)

(Soundbite of applause)

But now the awkwardly named Seattle newspaper, the Post Intelligencer, is raising questions about the accuracy of the Spring Sphere allegation.  They write:

Seattle Public Schools spokeswoman Teresa Wippel said Wednesday that the district does have a policy on religious holidays, but that it has not confirmed that the “spring sphere” incident actually happened. And the reporting so far has been a little vague….  

True or not, Spheregate follows a few other well-known non-promotions of holidays. The city of Seattle purposely leaves out the word “Easter” from its annual community-center “spring egg hunts.”

And the Port of Seattle was pummeled over Christmas trees a few years ago, after a threatened lawsuit in 2006. They first removed the trees, then brought back, then said they weren’t Christmas trees, but trees that promote “peace and harmony.”


Could Netflix Resurrect Cult Hits?

March 21, 2011

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Lately I have found myself watching more Netflix than television.  Yes the content is limited (but growing) and it is on my schedule (which usually means just before I go to sleep).

Netflix and others are making a series bid to disrupt the lucrative cable television business, with Netflix recently taking the step of investing in original content with serious Hollywood talent.

MG Siegler writes a convincing piece that the Netflix business model could do better by bringing back shows which failed on network television, but have a devoted cult following. The example he uses, and the numbers seem to add up, is Firefly.

<<Editor’s Note: That crash you just heard was Greg diving on to his laptop to subscribe to Netflix.>>

Netflix as a super-on-my-schedule HBO on steroids which allows me to cancel cable sounds great to me. Just please oh please bring these guys back:

Sorry Enlow, I’m still Denny and you are Alan


Random Pop Culture Apocalypse: The Decade in Pop Music

December 31, 2010

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Technically, I think a decade is ending tonight. Or maybe it ended on Dec. 31, 2009. I don’t really care- New Year’s Eve 2010 feels like the end of a decade, and a good excuse for a random pop culture apocalypse: the decade in music.

Ten years ago, I was a thirty-three year old hipster-doofus living in Austin Texas soaking up all-girl Japanese speed metal bands at SXSW.  These days as a busy father of three, I don’t get out quite as much. That’s okay, as all-girl Japanese speed metal bands are only good the first time anyway.

Anyhoo, here are what I think are a few music highlights from the last decade.

The biggest change in music over the decade was a shift in the industry itself. The rise of Napster, Ipods and Itunes has killed/is killing the era of record labels getting bands to put one or two popular songs on an album/cd with a collection of lesser efforts and sticking the fan for $15. No thanks- we’ll take the good song for 99 cents, thank you very much.

I came to appreciate what a huge change this was years ago when I a buddy of mine were in Rain in Vegas and we witnessed a basketball arena sized dance club of 20 somethings completely freak out when the DJ played “ABC” by the Jackson Five. I asked a guy next to me “how do you kids even know about this song? Was it on the O.C. or something?” He just said “Dude- this song is totally awesome!”

My next experience along these lines was in a karaoke bar in DC with a group of friends. As a canary in the coal mine for what was to come, a 21 year old looking kid from Georgetown sang “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey, and the place went bananas. Kids were jumping on their chairs, people were going nuts, and I was stunned. “This song was released when I was in 8th grade- how can these kids even be aware of it?” I asked.

“Get with it grandpa!” came the reply.

After that, Don’t Stop Believing went through a pop-culture renaissance that I never would have dreamed possible, led of course by this:

It’s tempting to crown Don’t Stop Believing as the techno-zombie resurrection song of the decade, but there was some good original stuff. I was in a hotel room on business in 2009, and was watching the MTV video music awards out of sheer boredom. I was feeling my age: the whole thing seemed entirely juvenile and absurd. I was watching it mostly out of morbid fascination. The host, that British guy who is currently married to Katy Perry for the next few months, is distilled obnoxious in a bottle.

Anyway, the big build up, Mr. Perry announces that Jay-Z is in a car in Manhattan on his way for the final performance. The tension builds- scenes of the limo driving…Jay-Z walking through the building…

I thought to myself “This is going to totally suck. There is no way this is going to deliver on this much hype.” Early in the song, Jay-Z refers to himself as “the modern-day Sinatra” and I thought “I knew it- this guy is setting himself up for failure.”

But then, about a third of the way in, I started to change my mind. By the end, I was blown away by An Empire State of Mind:

Jay-Z may have 99 problems, but being unable to deliver aint one.

Despite Jay-Z, there can be little doubt that the music industry is in decline. The biggest grossing tours from this year: Bon Jovi and AC/DC. No, that is not a misprint. The fracturing of music into micro-genres makes it difficult for any new act to rise into Rolling Stones/U2 type of global dominance. I heard Alice Cooper discussing his I-tunes inspired popularity in Europe (who knew?) and he basically said that the new acts are at a severe disadvantage these days, because they must compete with the greatest hits of the past, not just with each other. I don’t think Jay-Z is worried about competing with Alice, but I think Alice has a point.

Dinosaur acts can still rock though:

Some day, I’ll have to write an entire post on why I both hate and dig Robert Plant. In the meantime, this collaboration with Alison Kraus was cool:

I seem to have a fascination with duets, really liked this one from Moby and Gwen Steffani:

Nothing of course beats a good spoof. I thought this one was great. When it came out, one of my 20 something coworkers thought the lead singer was hot, and another appreciated the satire. Mix spoof and nostalgia, drink up a tasty cocktail:

The dropping cost of video production now means people can make their own videos. I get a kick out what a group of California film students did with the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah song “Maps.” Low-tech creepy geeky cool:

Of course, the ability to do inexpensive audio remixes has led to the advent of the mash-up. Also known as “bastard pop” this basically entails taking the music from one song and inserting the vocal performance of another. Most of these are not worth a listen, but when it works it is great fun:

and:

and:

Overall, I’d give the last ten years a B-plus, but only because of resurrection factor. Maybe I’m just too old to “get” Lady Ga-Ga. Feel free to enlighten me with links in the comments!


Supermarket Fail

December 7, 2010

It’s not just schools.  All organizations struggle to operate efficiently.  The only difference is that some organizations experience consequences when they fail and others don’t.

(HT: LW)


Random Pop Cuture: The Tom Jones Bandit

October 29, 2010

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Since several of you will be donning masks in a couple of days, possibly to rob banks with enhanced anonymity, it seemed appropriate to share the great Tom Jones homage to Point Break . Yes, I know how you JPGB readers think, don’t bother to deny it. Really, who hasn’t thought about getting together with your buddies on Halloween, donning ex-President disguises, robbing banks and blending into a crowd of trick or treaters to foil the police?

It was even included in my Point Break 2: Electric Boogaloo screenplay I mailed to Keeanu Reeves in 2001. Keanu, baby, I’m still waiting to hear back from you! Point Break of course was voted the Greatest Bad Movie of All Time by JPGB readers, an honor which it richly deserves. Tom Jones has provided the only sequel: