(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)
Shaggy: Zoinks, like I don’t know that it was a good idea to have the mystery machine shipped to England man! The food here is bad enough to keep even Scoob from wanting to eat!
Scooby: No ray! Find Indian food again!
Velma: Look guys we’re here! Hogwarts castle!
Professor Mcgonagall: Welcome to Hogwarts, and thank you for agreeing to help us. We’ve had some very strange things going on. Our tourist revenue is down 60% since the rumors started about Hogwarts being haunted began. Tom will show you to your rooms, and I will meet you in the main dining hall at 7 pm.
Shaggy (walking through Hogwarts): Like this place is really creepy man! Did something in that painting just move?!?
Fred: Isn’t it bad enough that you are a hippie with the constant munchies? Do you have to be afraid of your own shadow as well?
Fred: I’m sorry, that’s been building up for 40 plus years.
Shaggy: Yeah, well, like whatever man- at least you won’t ever see me wearing a scarf!
Tom: Here are your rooms, I’ll be back at 6:45 to escort you to the dining hall.
Velma: thanks Tom!
Shaggy (in room with Scooby): Like this place gives me the creeps Scoob!
Scooby: Zeah, me too!
< Enter Voldemort through a secret door>
Shaggy: Like it is a super-pale creepy monster without a nose! Let’s get out of here Scoob!
Voldemort: Idiots! I have a nose, it is just really flat! Now feel my wrath!!!!
Shaggy and Scooby: ZOINKS!!!!!!!!!
<Extended chase scene ensues>
<Chase ends in Voldemort’s capture. Just go with it…>
Fred: This Voldemort wanted to drive Hogwarts out of business so he could buy it for a song out of foreclosure! Now let’s find out who Voldemort really is!
Shaggy: Like no man, it’s “I would have succeeded if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids and their dog! ” If Scoob hadn’t destroyed your horcruxes while running around the castle, we never would have captured you!