Random Pop Culture Apocalypse: Harry Potter vs. Scooby Doo Mashup

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Shaggy: Zoinks, like I don’t know that it was a good idea to have the mystery machine shipped to England man! The food here is bad enough to keep even Scoob from wanting to eat!

Scooby: No ray! Find Indian food again!

Velma: Look guys we’re here! Hogwarts castle!

Professor Mcgonagall: Welcome to Hogwarts, and thank you for agreeing to help us. We’ve had some very strange things going on. Our tourist revenue is down 60% since the rumors started about Hogwarts being haunted began. Tom will show you to your rooms, and I will meet you in the main dining hall at 7 pm.

Shaggy (walking through Hogwarts): Like this place is really creepy man! Did something in that painting just move?!?

Fred: Isn’t it bad enough that you are a hippie with the constant munchies? Do you have to be afraid of your own shadow as well?

Daphne: FRED!

Fred: I’m sorry, that’s been building up for 40 plus years.

Shaggy: Yeah, well, like whatever man- at least you won’t ever see me wearing a scarf!

Tom: Here are your rooms, I’ll be back at 6:45 to escort you to the dining hall.

Velma: thanks Tom!

Shaggy (in room with Scooby): Like this place gives me the creeps Scoob!

Scooby: Zeah, me too!

< Enter Voldemort through a secret door>

Shaggy: Like it is a super-pale creepy monster without a nose! Let’s get out of here Scoob!

Voldemort: Idiots! I have a nose, it is just really flat! Now feel my wrath!!!!

Shaggy and Scooby: ZOINKS!!!!!!!!!

<Extended chase scene ensues>

<Chase ends in Voldemort’s capture. Just go with it…>

Fred: This Voldemort wanted to drive Hogwarts out of business so he could buy it for a song out of foreclosure! Now let’s find out who Voldemort really is!

TOM RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaggy: Like no man, it’s “I would have succeeded if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids and their dog! ” If Scoob hadn’t destroyed your horcruxes while running around the castle, we never would have captured you!


SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Responses to Random Pop Culture Apocalypse: Harry Potter vs. Scooby Doo Mashup

  1. Minnesota Kid says:


    I agree that the final movie theme lacked originality, but I don’t think it was Scooby Doo that was most clearly ripped off. Let’s see, a son has to passively surrender his life to save his people, then, a bit later, he miraculously rises from the dead and triumphs over evil. Hmmm, where I have a heard that before?

    In spite of the absence of originality, it was pretty cool.

  2. Scooby Doooooooooooooooooo is where it’s at!

    I love this show since I was like 2. I actually heard that there
    coming out with a new movie later this October. Ugh I can’t wait.

    Love the website, it nice to see I’m not the only person out there who can’t live without
    good old Scooby Doo!


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