The People’s Front of Judea Merges with the Judean People’s Front

This item just in from the AP:

 Anti-Wal-Mart groups merge

Two union-backed groups that have spent years criticizing Wal-Mart Stores Inc.’s wages and benefits say they’re going to merge.

 Wal-Mart Watch, backed by the Service Employees International Union, the United Food and Commercial Workers Union’s WakeUpWalmart.com announced Friday they’ll combine efforts to pressure the world’s largest retailer.

The new group will be called Watch Wal-Mart Wake Up, or something like that.  If only they could work on helping Reggie become a woman.

UPDATE:  I sit corrected.  It was Stan, not Reggie, who wanted to become Loretta and have babies.  Thanks to The Minnesota Kid for pointing out my error.

3 Responses to The People’s Front of Judea Merges with the Judean People’s Front

  1. Minnesota Kid says:

    Jay,

    It wasn’t Reggie that wanted to be called “Loretta.” Reggie was the guy who constantly organized meetings and slavishly followed parliamentary procedures, provoking Judith’s famous line: “Something’s happening Reg! Something’s actually happening.”

    Clearly you have been working too hard and neglecting your Monty Python viewing.

  2. I sit corrected. It was STan who wanted to be Loretta, not Reggie.

  3. Ken Graham says:

    FYI, while apparently not transgendered, Reg DID have a bad back.

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