The Onion Reports on New Department of Education Study

November 19, 2010

Here’s the headline:

Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Shits No Longer Worth It

Enjoy!

 



The Onion Provides Tips on How to Help Kids Succeed

August 20, 2009

As always, The Onion is there to help us get our kids ready to do well as school starts.

 My favorite tip: “Develop a working model for a reformed educational system that addresses the needs of every child at a reasonable taxpayer cost. Then become powerful and implement that system.”