What Does He Take Us For?

April 22, 2009

Arne Duncan of Friday Night Massacres fame has an op-ed in the WSJ today

I’m not sure how someone can take 707 words to say almost nothing of substance, but Duncan somehow manages to do it.  What little he has to say seems to be this — If we improve the quality of data about low-performing public schools they will experience pressure to improve and will respond to that pressure:

“When stakeholders — from parents and business leaders to elected officials — understand that standards vary dramatically across states and many high-school graduates are unprepared for college or work, they will demand change.”

Didn’t Duncan get the cue card from his teacher union masters that it is now spelled “steakholders“?

But more to the point, does Duncan really think that the central impediment to school improvement is that we lack information about how bad things are?  Really?

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m all for improved data, but it seems to me that we already have plenty to understand the magnitude of the problem. 

In addition, it’s not at all clear how Duncan will get us to that dreamy, far-off land “when stakeholders [sic]”, “when parents,” “when educators,” and “when community leaders” will do the various things he describes once they have improved data.  Does he really think that dangling $5 billion in federal funds in front of the states will get the improved data he wants let alone all of the proper responses to the information (that all of these folks already possess)?

Lastly, Duncan has the gall to repeat: “We must close the achievement gap by pursuing what works best for kids, regardless of ideology.” Given how he willfully has ignored the D.C. voucher evidence as he moves to kill that program for ideological reasons, he isn’t exactly credible.


Famous Steakholders, Volume 4

April 21, 2009

Well, howdy, cowgirl. 

Are you the famous steakholder that the UFT had in mind when they wrote those cue cards with questions that NY City Council Members were supposed to ask?

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(HT: Brian)


Questions for Leo: Do you smell what the Blob is cooking?

April 21, 2009

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(Guest post by Greg Forster)

In today’s installment of our ongoing series Questions for Leo, we feature this 1997 photo of Leo Casey subtly indicating to the members of the New York City Council education committee that it’s time for them to pick up their cue cards and start asking the prearranged questions.

Since his appearance before the committee was more phony than a pro wrestling match, today’s question for Leo is: Do you smell what the Blob is cooking?

Below, the latest embarrassing expose on the UFT – yet another hilariously misspelled cue card.

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Edited to correct a misspelling – I put an “e” in “subtly.” Yes, I have submitted my job application to the UFT and expect to hear back shortly.


Questions for Leo: S’alright?

April 20, 2009

Our ongoing series “Questions for Leo” features this video of Leo and a NY City Council Member discussing whether “s’alright.”  Si.  S’alright.


Famous Steakholders, Volume Three

April 20, 2009

(Guest post by Greg Forster)

Obviously this is what UFT was thinking of!

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“I don’t understand!”

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“There’s food in front of me, but I don’t want to eat it!”


Questions for Leo: Is It Easy Giving Green?

April 17, 2009

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(Guest Post by Greg Forster)

Today’s installment of the ongoing series Questions for Leo features this 1974 photo of Leo Casey on vacation in the Everglades with the then-chairman of the New York City Council education committee.

The Daily News coverage of union financial contributions to the puppets on the education committee reminds us how much green the unions have to give. So our question for Leo today is, “Is it easy giving green?”

I mailed him the question (on a cue card, of course) and he replied:

It’s not that easy giving green
Having to wish each day my conscience would leave
When I think it could be nicer
Being a thief, or a con artist, or a pro wrestler
Or something much more honest like that

It’s not easy giving green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary lobbyists
And people tend to pass you over
‘Cause you’re not standing out like GSEs that destroy the economy
Or stars in Hollywood

But green is the color of nastiness
And green makes politicians cool and friendly-like
And green can make you big, like a tyrant
Or important, like a monopolist
Or walk tall like you had dignity

When green rolls in from union fees
It could make you wonder why you hate children
But why wonder? Why wonder?
I have green, and it’ll do fine
It’s beautiful!
And I think it’s what you want from me

Photo courtesy The Jim Henson Company via the Baton Rouge Advocate.


Famous Steakholders, Volume 2

April 17, 2009

Could this be what Leo was talking about?

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(HT: Brian)

(Image source:  http://kaaser.at)


Famous Steakholders, Volume One

April 16, 2009

(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)

Could this be what Leo was talking about?


Questions for Leo: Can you do that while drinking a glass of water?

April 16, 2009

Our ongoing series “Questions for Leo” features this undated photo of Leo Casey with a New York City Council member.  Our question for today is: Can you do that while drinking a glass of water? 

We chose that question over: How high up does the hand go?


The Silence of the Unions

April 16, 2009

When a study comes out showing positive results for vouchers the teacher unions are normally quick to release a statement dissecting the results, highlighting any negative discoveries, and pointing out (mostly imaginary) flaws in research design.

Why the deafening silence from the unions on the new D.C. voucher study?  I guess you don’t even have to pretend to make the case for union policy positions if you already have the politicians reading from your cue cards.