(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)
Every so often you just have to ask yourself “What would TMIMITW do?” Given that TMIMITW is actually from New York, maybe he can be persuaded to run! His substantive political accomplishments already approximately equal and perhaps greatly exceed those of the two nominees combined and let’s face it- who do you want to be stuck with on your television set for the next four years? In addition, his position of the two party system has been long-established, so he cannot be accused of opportunism:
Christopher Buckley eerily predicted this election back in 2008 and disguised his prophecy as satire. Send in the Nimitz!