(Guest Post by Matthew Ladner)
A few weeks ago, we covered the great cinematic saga of Truck Turner, a multisensory journey through a pimp civil war in 1970s Los Angeles. Your humble correspondent reported that, without a doubt that Truck Turner represented the most delightfully over the top Blaxploitation film.
There is however one contender to the supremacy of Truck. Filmed in the same year (1974) by same filmmakers and using 8 of the same actors as Truck Turner, the film Black Belt Jones is also a cinematic masterpiece of the genre.
The plot of BBJ revolves around an African-American Kung-Fu school in downtown Los Angeles. THE MAN, in this episode portrayed stereotypical Italian mobsters, wants to get their greedy clutches on the kung fu shop so they can destroy it and build a convention center. Remember, no Institute for Justice back in the 1970s.
Scatman Crothers runs the school, and THE MAN begins putting the screws on him to sell his property. Sadly, given his advanced age, years of drinking, gambling and carousing, Scatman’s Kung-Fu powers had grown weak, and he dies during a confrontation with the mob.
Scatman’s death draws the attention of the School of Kung-Fu’s most illustrious alumni, Black Belt Jones, played by the great Jim “Dragon” Kelly. PSSSSRSSST! goes the can of instant whoop-ass that Jones opens up on the spaghetti-eating mobsters.
Now, Black Belt Jones isn’t just about Black empowerment, but also women’s liberation. Jones gets help in his war against THE MAN from the daughter of Scatman, Sydney. Her kung-fu powers are equal those of Jones, and she knows how to put a sexist pig in his place-
In any event, Netflix BBJ. You’ve never seen fights on a train, the use of undergarments as a weapon in a car chase, or a soap bubble filled climatic battle at a car wash before, but trust me, you need to in order to be that well-rounded highly educated person your mother always wanted you to be.
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Oh, that’s easy. The first one was okay, the second one was better because it had Michelle Pfeiffer in a black leather cat outfit, but was otherwise kind of dull. The rest of the series got sucked down the gravity well of total and complete suckitude. Anyone appearing in the one with Ahnold telling people to chill over and over again before he froze them should pool their money, buy all the copies, and have a bonfire.
The reboot was pretty good, buzz around this one is big, so we’ll see.
“You see, the sheer volume of pure coolness that is The Dark Knight overloaded our servers when we tried to upload it. Our system just wasn’t built to handle that kind of awesomeness. (We got it at Wal-Mart for $5.99.)”
The system is down, yo. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html)