Paris Hilton, Sun Tzu and Mike Petrilli Walk Into a Bar…

June 9, 2010

(Guest Post By Matthew Ladner)

Sun Tzu: A victorious general wins and then seeks battle. A defeated army seeks battle and then seeks victory.

Paris Hilton: OMG that’s HOT!

Mike Petrilli: Sorry, no time to talk, I’m in the middle of fighting. We’ll figure out how to stop the great national dummy down later!